Alexis is interrupting the normal flow of the blog

Hi, I'm Alexis, you may have noticed this entire thing is about me, but I have never written on it. It's an outrage! My owner left the computer on while she was at school, so I have hijacked this specific post to talk to you. 
Alexis! I told you not to write on here!
You left it open.
That doesn't mean you can write on here, this is about you, not written by you.
But it looked like fun and you will not be back for almost seven hours.
Still doesn't mean you can write here. (I'm on a school computer, so I can't stop her, just by the way.)
And besides, you haven't ever actually told me to not write on here.
Well, I'm telling you now, stay off the blog!
I'll try, but you might be in school when I get bored.
Really?
Yep